Well they finally came up with a workable marketing plan. It is THE END of the saga. The implication being that this is the last of the Star Wars movies even though intellectually everyone knows that it’s not remotely the case. But that is the feeling the marketing campaign is going for with this ‘end […]
Read More Star Wars: The Marketing AwakensThat’s what you went with? Only Mitt Romney could accidently come up with a Twitter handle that reminds people of “Delecto Flagrante” and “Lucky Pierre,” at the same time. And isn’t “Lucky Pierre,” the perfect metaphor for Romney? The guy in the middle of MMF three way who is both trying to screw but still […]
Read More “Pierre Delecto” Seriously Mitt?Disney swears it, so you it’s the truth. And the truth is this looks like a J.J. Abrams film. Loads of eye-candy. Zero content. UPDATE: Critical Drinker’s hot take I know I’m going to be walking out the theater asking myself, “was there anything I liked?”
Read More The Final Trailer for Star WarsNope. Not a movie, TV show, play or YouTube channel although I could be wrong about that last I didn’t look before I typed. Gillette has announced a new product. The Gillette TREO and it is billed as “the world’s first razor designed to shave someone else.” Accompanied by a picture of Millennial shaving his […]
Read More Cataline Recommends: Getting A ShaveDisney World got lucky last week. It was both night and October. Okay, Cataline, that does happen a few times a year. What is your point? I’ll get to that in a moment. First a little background. One of the biggest things Disney Parks tries to keep a sharp eye on is crowd flow. They […]
Read More Disney Parks: The Decline and CrashDo. Not. Watch. This. Video. There is nothing here that will improve your day or your life.
Read More The Power of Cringe Compels You!I’ve heard Enthiran referred to as the “Indian Terminator…” …by people who have either never seen Enthiran or never seen The Terminator. There is no point in going over all the ways this is wrong. Aside from there being a robot in lead, that’s pretty much it. Honestly, that movie is closer to Tobor the Great than the Terminator. Admittedly, it’s Tobor with a ton of dance numbers. […]
Read More Cataline Recommends: Enthiran 2.0This one caught my attention because I honestly didn’t know how Black Panther, (a movie with an incredibly high priority for Disney/Marvel), could have such terrible CGI. Now Justice League, I understood. Henry Cavil refused to shave his mustache off for the reshoots that Joss Whedon was doing because he had another film commitment with […]
Read More Bad CGICataline: Dear Readers have you ever wondered what would have happened if Bruce Lee and Cheech Marin had a baby? Reader 1: Oh god, what’s he doing?Reader 2: I don’t know and I’m not into this!Reader 3: I‘m scared!Reader 4: I’m leaving! Cataline: Too late! Doors are locked from the outside. Now buckle up we’re […]
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