The Last Coffee Commercial You Will Ever Need
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Read More The Last Coffee Commercial You Will Ever NeedMonth: November 2019
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The Questions Potential College Students Should Ask
When I was going to the University of ______ back in nineteen-eighty-something, one of the standard question you would ask your potential college was, “what is the average first year income of a graduate with a degree in this major?” I was shocked to find out that colleges no longer have an answer to that […]
Read More The Questions Potential College Students Should AskYou Are Either with Anita Sarkeesian or with Baby Yoda
Back when GamerGate was a thing, I remember hearing a statistic that had me laughing my ass off. “Are you aware that 63% of women suffer abusive chat in online gaming?!” To which I replied, “Wow! Women are getting off light! Because I know for a fact 100% of men suffer abusive chat in online […]
Read More You Are Either with Anita Sarkeesian or with Baby YodaBlogs and Ends: The Weekend Smiles Edition
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Read More Blogs and Ends: The Weekend Smiles EditionCharlies Angels: The Collapsening
A soft-landing meteor. An atheist Easter. A smart Progressive. A feminist Charlies Angels. Some things are just a contradiction in terms. Charlies Angels started life as a vehicle for Kate Jackson, who had acquired something of a following as the Nurse on The Rookies. Then she cut her hair, became a women’s Libber and started […]
Read More Charlies Angels: The CollapseningChick-fil-a Replaces Cow Mascot with Golden Calf
From America’s paper of record of course. “Take off the body piercings that your LGBTQ+ same-sex partners are wearing, and bring them to me,” said Dan Cathy in a solemn ceremony while creating the restaurant’s first-ever golden calf this morning. So all the people did so and brought them to Cathy. He took what they handed […]
Read More Chick-fil-a Replaces Cow Mascot with Golden CalfTesla’s New…Truck?
Here are the claimed stats by Tesla for this….thing. Top of the line model: Range: 500+ miles Towing: 14,000 lbs Zero to Sixty: 2.9 Clearance: 16 inches Approach: 35 degrees Departure: 28 degrees Which in theory is all awesome sauce and as embarrassing as it to admit, this….thing, excites my inner tweleve year old in […]
Read More Tesla’s New…Truck?Something Else Disney Gets Wrong
Star Wars fans used to be a lot more involved. Now, I wasn’t that kind of fan. I am a LOT more casual but I get the sense of community it used to have until Dark Times. But since Lucasfilm is now owned by Disney everything has to be a lot more “officially recognized.” Or […]
Read More Something Else Disney Gets WrongCataline Recommends: Gods of Egypt
There was plenty to be disappointed about with Justice League. The recycled MacGuffin from the last movie. The fact that “America” had been deleted from Justice League of America. That Batman’s costume looked like a giant foam plushy when Whedon turned up the lighting on a Zack Snyder movie. And that Lex Luthor is still being played […]
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