Just a quick update from the Land of the Double Mitten. “A Federal Judge in Michigan has ruled Gentleman’s Clubs are eligible for Wuhan Virus federal assistance, claiming businesses cannot be discriminated against. And let’s be honest, the clubs give guys more joy than a Walmart or Amazon. Strip club workers and owners, losing their […]

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Cataline does NOT recommend the GunVault Speedvault biometric safe. A fingerprint activated, easy to mount in out of the way but easily accessible locations!   What’s not to love Cataline? Simple, it’s not that fast. If it works perfectly it will open in about two seconds.  That sounds pretty good if you have a house with […]

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“It’s not who you are that counts, it’s who people think you are.” Joesph Kennedy was an evil old bastard who raised his children in an environment of brutal pride and hollow moral values but that doesn’t mean he was wrong. This post is for my younger readers.  The ones who are still in college or […]

Read More Cataline Recommends Buying a Suit

Okay, picking up where we left off. The raid on the rebel base was a typical Eighties action scene. Lots of loud boom-boom and shots of guys legs as they got blown-up. The tactics weren’t exactly sound. All of the weapons were on full automatic all the time and of course, they never ran out […]

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Iraq 2003 Nameless Marine to Cataline: Hey, you’re bleeding, sir! Cataline: Yeah, I know. Two seconds later. Cataline: Wait! Say that again! Nameless Marine: Say what, sir? Cataline (disgusted): NEVERMIND! My only goal for that entire fucking war was now blown. On April 30th, 1975 Saigon fell to North Vietnam. The pictures of Americans being […]

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Meet Michigan’s Yertle the Turtle. Karl Manke, a seventy-seven year old barber in Shiawassee, MI decided it was time to open his shop back up. He’s following the same precautions that the guys that work gas stations do (honestly you may as well shake a rattle and make offerings to Great Ma-Goo-Boo for all the […]

Read More The Saga of Karl the Barber

Remember her? In case you don’t: “Kickstarter actually reached out to the SJWs at DC Comics to help them gatekeep wrong think and boy did DC deliver in the form of Camilla Zhang.  One look at her and you know exactly why she was hired. And by the way, if her Twitter is anything to go […]

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When I googled Tomorrowland to fact check myself the first return from google was one word. “Canceled.” That pretty much says it all but you probably want a little more than that. My reaction to the trailer was, to put it mildly positive. This is going to be so cool, I had thought to myself […]

Read More Cataline Does Not Recommend: Tomorrowland

When I was a kid back in the dim mists of time.  Family Movie night was a pretty special occasion.   Because we were too poor to go the movies.  But once in a while my Dad had a good year, so it happened now and then.  It was invariably something by Disney. I remember laughing at the […]

Read More The End of Family Film Night