I’ve been dreading the BBC’s The Watch for a while. It had the words “A bold reimagining by the BBC” in front of it, so I knew it would be bad but…
Oh, my fucking fuckity fuck!!! This is much more horrible than I could have ever imagined it to be. This isn’t a just a try at an adaption that misses the mark. There was nothing well meaning about this at all. This is the deliberate and hideous destruction of a man’s life’s work.
I would sit through the Last Jedi for a week straight without bathroom breaks rather than watch this trailer again.
Even Disney couldn’t have screwed this one up any worse. No, I’m serious!
Only watch this if you need to vomit out poison.
A really, really toxic poison that there is no chance of you surviving, one that will paralyze you, before rotting you out from inside over the course of ten days. Leaving you a pile of twitching fetid flesh upon the cold dead earth.
And I can’t guarantee the tradeoff of further life after having seen this trailer will be worth it.