This is a fairly decent critique of the Avenger’s Endgame final battle. We all know it had flaws and one of the biggest ones was that we were never that worried about the heroes once the battle was underway. The key to a decent battle scene is that it needs to be treated like a […]

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Just so we’re clear this article isn’t about all the reasons I think it won’t make money at the box office. The truth is, it will make some money. There are plenty of Star Wars zombies out there, who will happily shamble into a theater to watch any piece of shit so long as the […]

Read More Why Star Wars IX Will Fail

Rian “Roundhead” Johnson. The man who single handedly destroyed the biggest movie franchise on the planet for the last fourty years, has delivered a new film to his army of groveling fellators wearing out their kneepads at Rotten Tomatoes. No need to remind you all, if it’s pulling 100% fresh at RT, you know it’s […]

Read More Rian Johnson’s Newest Heap of Shit

Background; for those who are unaware who Walter Mosely is. Walter Ellis Mosley is an African American crime fiction novelist and a pretty good one. If you like hard boiled detectives, you’ll like Easy Rawlins, a black private investigator and World War II veteran living in the Watts neighborhood of Los Angeles, California. I highly […]

Read More Why Star Trek Discovery Sucks: Reason 221

Orwell was such as piker. Even our guns are spying on us now! “Apple and Google have both been ordered by the US Department of Justice to share personal details like names, phone numbers, and IP addresses* for the users of a specific gun scope app.” “According to a court order filed by the Department of […]

Read More DOJ Orders Apple to Surrender Gunscope App User Data

Is Dave Chapelle one of us? I doubt it. But who knows? The only joke he told about Trump was during a press conference promoting this special. Reporter: What will you do if Trump is reelected? Chapelle: Get a big tax break. Regardless his Netflix special, Sticks and Stones is breaking the hearts of Tumblrina’s […]

Read More Cataline Recommends: Sticks and Stones

Walmart has been a plague on this country for decades. They muscled their way into towns that didn’t want them. Hell, we tried everything to avoid the one we’re stuck with. Passed new regulations which they got overturned. Created zoning ordinances that they avoided by stepping just outside town limits into a township that was […]

Read More Why It Is Time to Stop Shopping at Walmart