HONOR “Will he live?” Lady Cheapside was breathless with concern. Princess Honor had just trudged back from the crowd of centaurs that were still surrounding Prince Branadoc. She sighed in despair as the not-exactly-men of the regiments tried to impress her as she stalked past them. Some were turning sideways with hands on hips with […]
Read More A Song of Grod: Chapter SevenSo you know how I swore that I was totally done with A Song of Grod and what I had already written would be and that there would never ever be any more new content? Yeah. about that. The next chapter will be new content.
Read More A Song of Grod: Next ChapterGROD The archery field was green and flat and mostly crab grass. The gardens at the palace had been designed by the legendary Competence Baxter, a man who understood the spartan beauty of one lone perfectly placed tree on a small hill with light cascading through it’s leaves. And who would have been reduced to […]
Read More A Song of Grod: Chapter SixIs there anything sadder than a whore who thinks her John has fallen in love with her? Kristian (no I did spell that right, it is Kristian with a K, godknows why) Harloff is one of the hosts of Collider. Collider is a shill site. Really that’s all it is. Whenever the big studios want […]
Read More When Shills CryBRYAN The pageantry was incredibly colorful you could say that much for it. The competing battalions ambled aimlessly on to the tourney field. Their companies freely mixing with each other as they marched with a military precision that kept a very keen eye on the needs of the individual to remain as individualistic as possible, […]
Read More A Song of Grod: Chapter FiveThe following discussion took place in Cataline’s car back in late 1980 something. Buddy (holding up a cassette tape): Dude, I didn’t know you were a Queen fan. Cataline: Dude, I’m not. Buddy: Then where did this come from? Cataline: I have no fucking idea. It just sort of… Appeared one day. Buddy: Same thing happened to […]
Read More Good Omens: Cataline Recommends with ReservationsEvery story needs an antagonist. I’m pretty sure none of you will have any trouble figuring out who the inspiration for Perseverance was. PERSEVERANCE Princess Perseverance really didn’t care for her receiving room. It was too small for someone as important as she was. Although that was possibly a trick of her memory. It had […]
Read More A Song of Grod: Chapter FourBRYAN I hate and despise you all, Duke Bryan thought to himself for the millionth time as he slumped resentfully down upon his father’s shoddy throne, staring at his father’s shoddy court. TRELVIS The throne room of Columbiana had seen better days, so had the throne. The tapestries celebrating the glorious victories of fourscore years […]
Read More A Song of Grod: Chapter ThreeFANNITA Saluriman, the Mighty and Terrible, winced in embarrassment. “Sal!” Fannita exclaimed in shock. It clearly wasn’t a trap at all. His last move had left his queen open to no possible benefit. Looking at him in some concern, she slid her bishop up and claimed her prize. She wasn’t even likely to lose the […]
Read More A Song of Grod: Chapter TwoGROD “Bring me the strong ale, boy!” A loudly laughing young dark elf, bellowed at Kevo-Grod. Grod summoned a career enlisted orc’s vast reserves of ennui and despair. Both would be necessary for a hellish evening of dealing with young snots like this one without biting their throats out. “Apologies, sir but I’m not a […]
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The Dark Herald 