Courtesy of the god damn fucking Michigan Republican Party. They had the CEO of Dominion in for questioning and that collection of bumbling Colonel Klink cunt-waffles known as the GOP Michigan Senate let him run rings around them. He flat out lied to them under oath knowing full well nothing would happen to him. Cyber […]
Read More My Daily Blood Pressure SpikeNot a surprise to me. Frankly my recent trip to the Swamp left me utterly pissed… At my own side. People had showed up for an incursion into enemy territory and they were acting like it was a goddamn fucking vacation. I felt like the Union Soldiers at First Bull Run watching people driving their […]
Read More Washington RiotsYou can not count on the Michigan GOP to do the right thing today. Their leadership is entirely controlled by the cunt-waffles from Grosse Point. they are Romney Republicans and they are utterly convinced if they bury their heads deeply enough in the sand, that the world will be 1980 again when they come up […]
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Read More I Had to Explain This Joke to Everyone in my HouseI am now completely in favor of packing the unholy fuckity fucking fuck out of of Supreme Court. Congrats Barret you are no longer the only conservative pussy on the court. “A republic if you can keep it.” Yeah, about that Ben…
Read More What a Difference A Ruling MakesWhen you have 97% mask compliance and it doesn’t affect the infection rate in the least. Why are you still doing it?
Read More Awkward QuestionAwkward conversation. I was recently at my favorite gun shop. Clerk Who Didn’t Know Me: So what are you in the market for? Me: An AR, Mil Spec. CWDKM (nods and pulls a rifle off the rack behind him): Here you are sir. An accurate reproduction of the M-16A2 Service Rifle. And indeed it was. […]
Read MoreAlito moved up their response date and time. As of now it’s 9:00am. IF the Supreme Court grants cert (sure as hell not guaranteed) Ted Cruz will be presenting oral arguments before the court. Texas has filed suit against the Gang of Four states, arguing that their popular votes are so contaminated they need to […]
Read More Pennsylvania Has To Respond TodayOn December 7th 1941 a miracle saved the US Navy. The Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor. No, seriously, the attack on Pearl saved the US Navy. It was in retrospect a nearly best case scenario, the casualties were 2,403 dead. If the Arizona hadn’t taken a lucky shot, the figures would be closer to 1200 dead. […]
Read More The Dark Herald Recommends with Enthusiasm: Shattered SwordDisney just ordered an emergency meeting at Pinewood today. Very high level. There can be no doubt as to the cause. Warner Media’s decision to put their entire slate of films for 2020 and 2021 is now forcing everyone’s hand. The executives have been rounded up and dragged in by four of Big Five studios. […]
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