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Read More I Had to Explain This Joke to Everyone in my HouseWhat a Difference A Ruling Makes
I am now completely in favor of packing the unholy fuckity fucking fuck out of of Supreme Court. Congrats Barret you are no longer the only conservative pussy on the court. “A republic if you can keep it.” Yeah, about that Ben…
Read More What a Difference A Ruling MakesAwkward Question
When you have 97% mask compliance and it doesn’t affect the infection rate in the least. Why are you still doing it?
Read More Awkward QuestionAwkward conversation. I was recently at my favorite gun shop. Clerk Who Didn’t Know Me: So what are you in the market for? Me: An AR, Mil Spec. CWDKM (nods and pulls a rifle off the rack behind him): Here you are sir. An accurate reproduction of the M-16A2 Service Rifle. And indeed it was. […]
Read MorePennsylvania Has To Respond Today
Alito moved up their response date and time. As of now it’s 9:00am. IF the Supreme Court grants cert (sure as hell not guaranteed) Ted Cruz will be presenting oral arguments before the court. Texas has filed suit against the Gang of Four states, arguing that their popular votes are so contaminated they need to […]
Read More Pennsylvania Has To Respond TodayThe Dark Herald Recommends with Enthusiasm: Shattered Sword
On December 7th 1941 a miracle saved the US Navy. The Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor. No, seriously, the attack on Pearl saved the US Navy. It was in retrospect a nearly best case scenario, the casualties were 2,403 dead. If the Arizona hadn’t taken a lucky shot, the figures would be closer to 1200 dead. […]
Read More The Dark Herald Recommends with Enthusiasm: Shattered SwordEmergency Meetings All Over Hollywood
Disney just ordered an emergency meeting at Pinewood today. Very high level. There can be no doubt as to the cause. Warner Media’s decision to put their entire slate of films for 2020 and 2021 is now forcing everyone’s hand. The executives have been rounded up and dragged in by four of Big Five studios. […]
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Why Did the Druids Worship Trees?
I’ve recently started watching the second season of Britannia. My recommendation on it is here. So while I was watching the stoned out of the gourds Druids, I got to thinking. Worshipping trees. Is that fucked or what? I mean seriously, how much sense does it make? Worshipping cats makes sense. No, really it does. When your grain stores […]
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