We’ve Been Telling Them to Learn to Code

It was good advice.

Not our fault they didn’t listen.

[Trump] wasn’t above a little crowing: “The Democrat Caucus is an unmitigated disaster. Nothing works, just like they ran the Country. Remember the 5 Billion Dollar Obamacare Website, that should have cost 2% of that. The only person that can claim a very big victory in Iowa last night is ‘Trump’.”

Good question, considering the loyal opposition’s track record of the last few years: “When will the Democrats start blaming RUSSIA, RUSSIA, RUSSIA, instead of their own incompetence for the voting disaster that just happened in the Great State of Iowa?”

And he reassured an undoubtedly nervous Iowa: “It is not the fault of Iowa, it is the Do Nothing Democrats fault. As long as I am President, Iowa will stay where it is. Important tradition!”

3 thoughts on “We’ve Been Telling Them to Learn to Code

    1. They did. I was chatting gently with one today and discussed how simple the coding required to do the app was. Quoted SumDud[TM] who sounded authoritative.

      “Of course, it’s probably a lot harder to write an app that tweaks the voting results without being noticeable. I wonder who was supposed to win in Iowa who didn’t?”

      She agreed and I shut up. Good times.


  1. Or… as an alleged insider posted on 4chan, the app worked fine. It just showed Sanders winning, so the app became a scapegoat. In fact, that was the app’s real purpose, as something to blame when they need to get the result they wanted. Yeah, it’s 4chan, so appropriate skepticism, but it’s easily believable.

    If true, it also means Biden is out as the insider’s pick?

    I hope it’s Buttgulag now. He’ll weep at every appearance, and Trump will just say, “You want this guy facing Xi and Putin?”


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