Well, it’s August which means it’s Halloween Season. (*Cataline shakes head…wanders aimlessly in a circle as if hit by a brick*). So…
Okay, Tower of Terror stars Steve Guttenberg so I’ll accept that.
Haunted Mansion. Eddie Murphy. Same notation.
Mister Toad’s Wild Ride. (?) Well maybe it terrifies Millennials, that’s possible. Also it might include Sleepy Hollow as side B in which case, yes. It certainly scared the crap out me when I was a kid.
The Country Bears… Yeeeees, a masterwork of horror up there with Silence of the Lambs and Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
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Cataline Recommends the Slow n Sear
The arrival of Halloween season means, we are fast approaching the end of summer. (*Cataline wanders in an aimless circle again*) Kids are moaning about school. Parents are making plans for their comparative freedom and the last of the summer meals will be prepared on the grill.
I bought the Slow N Sear at the beginning of summer as a replacement for the Smokeantor. The Smokeantor isn’t bad but the Slow N Sear leaves it so far in the dust that you can’t see the dust. While it’s not as good as a dedicated smoker, it’s a night and day improvement over fiddling around with a coal basket.
I will let Meathead explain.
The Slow N Sear is built like a tank and should be good for years. Note it’s designed for a 22″ Weber grill. I have no idea if it will work as well with anything else. Regardless Cataline Recommends with Enthusiasm.
Okay, I’m done here.
The Dark Herald 
Country Bears is on the same horror list as Smurfs, Benji, and Care Bears. They dissolve your brain with saccharine, one neuron at a time, until the credits roll. You are paralyzed and helpless as something Leggy and Nasty harpoons your brainpan and proceeds to drink mind and soul, one slurp at a time, while you are still alive.
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