UPDATE: Cataline appears to have called it right. I haven’t commented on this up until now because I wasn’t sure there was anything to it. But at this point there are enough confirming reports coming in that I willing to say, I called it right. Star Wars Galaxy’s Edge at Disneyland is a flop. Even […]
Read More Is Star Wars Galaxy’s Edge a Mistake for Disney?HONOR Princess Honor was surprised by the smell. She had heard about the smell of blood. However, her own experiences with it were in too limited amounts to really detect a noticeable odor but it definitely was it’s own thing. Rusty, salty, marshy and a bit metallic all at once. It was thick and redolent […]
Read More Song of Grod: Chapter SixteenThe biggest Harry Potter fan under my roof, had not been able to see Fantastic Beasts when the movie came out. So as a smallish treat I rented it on Amazon’s streaming service. After twenty minutes, “please turn this off.” “Oh, you aren’t enjoying this?” I asked. “No one can enjoy this,” came the reply. […]
Read More Blogs and Ends: Abortive EntertainmentThe title is clickbait. Sorry about that. There are honestly only three questions anyone really cares about. Who is the American? Is Hopper really dead? Will Elle get her powers back? Question one, is the big one. Hopper wasn’t shown dying in the explosion but he wasn’t known for his powers of teleportation either. The […]
Read More Stranger Things: Top Ten QuestionsI debated myself with the rating on this one and nearly gave it Recommends with Confidence. It is borderline. There were clearly nods to the Tumblrinas that the Duffer Brothers felt had to be made. Robin turned out to be one of these. SPOILERS from here on out. ***SPOILER ALERT*** ***SPOILER ALERT*** ***SPOILER ALERT*** ***SPOILER […]
Read More Cataline Recommends: Strangers Things III with EnthusiasmApparently the movie we all hate now is Terminator VI. Apparently we just hate the fuck out it because…It has a woman in the lead. I’ll let that one sink in. Here’s director Tim Miller’s message for the misogynists who are unhappy — of whom not one single example is given, not one tweet cited: “If […]
Read More Hello Fellow Misogynistic Man-BabiesEvery artist in every field, (at least if your work is in the refined senses as opposed to the vulgar senses, (chefs, prostitutes and the like) will always owe a debt to another artist that came before him. There is no shame in this. And the more admirable artist will nod in sagacious wisdom and […]
Read More And Now I’m Going Back to Shitting on DisneyStargate Catherine (or Stargate Origins or whatever the hell they are calling it this week), is now available on Amazon Prime. MGM is in bad shape, they were planning to make this thing the masthead for their own streaming service. The fact that you probably haven’t heard of it until now, tells you how well […]
Read More Cataline Does NOT Recommend: Stargate: CatherineAdmittedly, it’s just teaser and there is plenty of room to go down hill from here but all that said, I don’t hate this and I’m actually shocked by that. UPDATE: After tirelessly searching for literally a couple of minutes I discovered that Jason Scott Lee is going to be playing the villain. Bori Khan, […]
Read More Holy Crap! I Don’t Hate ThisSince this is a first impressions essay, I will be trying to avoid spoilers like the plague. My first rule for non-spoiling is if it happens in the first five minutes it’s not a spoiler. Second rule is if they included it in the trailer it’s not a spoiler because they did the spoiling. I […]
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