I know I don’t usually start these things by roasting Scalzi but in this case… Kiva Lagos was busily fucking the brains out of the assistant purser she’d been after for the last six weeks of the Yes, Sir, That’s My Baby’s trip from Lankaran to End when Second Officer Waylov Brennir entered her stateroom, unannounced. “You’re needed,” he said. […]
Read More What is Wrong With These People?I have come to what is for me an absolutely shocking conclusion. There are people who like The Last Jedi that aren’t being paid by Disney to say they do. Most of these, unsurprisingly, weren’t Star Wars fans. I know it seems odd but you have to remember, while there are Millennial fans of the […]
Read More Was I Too Hard on the Last Jedi?NEXT Where are the Democrats standing? Good question and it’s up there with the Riddle of the Sphinx. The rules Bernie insisted on this time because he feels Hillary screwed him last time, look like they might indeed end up causing the first brokered convention in living memory. Trump can’t figure out who to make […]
Read More Blogs and Ends: The Baby Daddy EditionSorry, the title was irresistible. There is a game show in the UK called the Golden Balls. It’s actually an interesting concept. It’s based on the Prisoner’s Dilemma. Two strangers are the contestents and they work together throughout the show to build the pot. But at the end of the show they are given one […]
Read More Spiderman’s Golden Balls DilemmaI liked it.
Read More Target HusbandsBy Cats I don’t mean the furballs that yowl at three am and then barf up a hairball exactly where I put my naked foot first thing in the morning. Or drop a live mouse on my bare chest in the middle the night because she is trying to teach me how to hunt. No, […]
Read More What Cats and McDojos Have In CommonLet me start by saying that this is not a review. I have not seen Birds of Prey and I am not alone there. It arrived in the theaters on Friday A-n-n-n-d now it’s over. “Like renaming an airline in the wake of a disaster, Warner Bros.’ “Birds of Prey” appears to have had its title changed […]
Read More Birds of Prey Flies Into a WallOf course I skipped it. That said, I did take a quick gander at the list of winners and losers. I will say this much about the films up for best picture. This was an exceptionally strong years. Six of the nine films nominated actually were very good movies and would probably have won in […]
Read More A Few Comments About the OscarsIt’s Sunday! Which means I have better things to do than blog. In that spirit of laboring not upon the sabath, I preset you these amusing links. Or at least they are links that I found amusing. First up Tiny Guns, the only video that was ever demonetized for Corridor Crew. NEXT Tiny Guns 2. […]
Read More Tiny GunsThis chapter is very raw and is going to have to be massaged quite a bit. But you will note it actually does exist. I am working on this. Consider it proof of life. GROD They were running down the gray marble stairs, leading away from the bloody horrors that lay in Bryan’s… Brandoc’s… The King’s chambers. Their heels making sharp echoing staccato raps that echoed down the winding staircase. […]
Read More Song of Grod: Chapter Seventeen
The Dark Herald 