“I don’t get what happened. We seemed so happy. I mean, she’ always too tired to have sex because she comes home late because she’s always at the gym with her Jujitsu instructor Paulo, the jacked up Brazilian guy with the sleeve tats. Then out of the blue she leaves me…”
Used to be Tennis Pros
Then it was Fitness Coaches.
Now it’s Jujitsu instructors.
Those guys have got it down to a science. They start with a “friendly sparring” session with the husband. Then in front of the wife, tie him into knots and make him submit to another man in front of her. Once he has her alone he makes her submit a few times with plenty of sweaty grunting and groaning on top of her and what do you think is going to happen?
It’s become an epidemic, there are Jujitsu instructors with 20 women on the side.
The Dark Herald 
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